The perfect gift for those who weren’t born with enough middle fingers…
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Finger Costume
The perfect gift for those who weren’t born with enough
middle fingers…
Flip all those “soo-last-year” costumes the bird without lifting a finger. Show everyone that you’re “number one”. Wear your true feelings on your sleeve, or head. I’ve really got to “hand” it to this costume…
Filled with diabolical wit and wisdom gleaned from Skeletor's unrelenting campaign to wreak havoc on Planet Eternia, this informative guide is a must read for anyone seeking planetary domination.
What if there’s a hidden dimension to Donald Trump; a sensitive, mysterious poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing Trump’s words for signs of poetry and what he found was a revelation…
The Pocket Shot 2.0 can fire anything from steel balls to arrows at up to 350 feet per second. The tiny weapon's shape and soft stretchy pouch enables shooters to interchange ammo and fire at 2 to 3 times the rate of a standard slingshot.
Sh*tter’s full! Hand crafted in ceramic with a built-in battery pack which illuminates the interior and rooftop light strands, this work of art also comes masterfully painted with an authentic grimy look.
The perfect gift for your stoner friends, these unique 8x10 vintage marijuana propaganda posters will look great as framed decorative wall art. Each gloss finish print is made with premium grade photo paper and is 100 year archival rated,...
Still searching for that perfect gift? Well, look no further because the 2022 Dogs Pooping in Beautiful Places calendar is out! It’s hilarious, shocking, and functional – what more could you ask for?
The all new FLIR ONE Pro gives you the power to find invisible problems faster than ever. Simply attach the FLIR ONE Pro to your Android phone or tablet, and turn it into a powerful thermal imager.
Savor that delicious moment of watching your loved ones faces as they struggle to be tactful as they think you’ve just given them the all-time turkey of presents. These boxes are hilariously awful, with scarily plausible products that don’t...
Strike fear into the hearts of all with this terrifying Karen Halloween costume. The shirt comes with its own “Karen” name tag along with the infamous “I need to speak to a manager” quote.